No I'm a Marine, And yes, I am acually related to D.B. Cooper. He said his name was D.B. Cooper, even though it's not.
I swore to him I wouldn't telll any anyone his name even at the tip of a gun.
The money they found in the river, when he was hanging on to part of the Boeing 727 the breif case opens and the money must've fallen into a river, becuase it when a LOOOOOOOOONG way from where he landed in Orgen. When he hit the ground it messed up his theigh. He hid the money in a secret location.
(Remember my location that is on my profile thing? SECRET LOCATION???)
But, now he's dead.
The money is safe with me.
He told me all of this 3 years before he died.