Favorite quotes

NotoriousA · Postby **NotoriousA** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:55 pm

It can be from MM1, MM2, or MM3! You list your favorite quotes from one of those games.

Mine are ...

"What you doing!?" (his voice is hilarious!)
"All I'm saying is ... give checkpoints a chance, yeah."
"Hey look at what you did at my car!"
"OK, special agent, let's see what you got."
The "Vfarci" file, I don't know what he's saying though.
"Why'd you just cover the pad!?"
"Hey, watch the pain!"
"Who's gonna pay for THAT!?"
"Dude, you ruined my wheel."
"Oh my mom's gonna kill me."
"I just payed this car off!"
"Where'd you learn how to drive!?"
"Hey, you drive loco."
The bus scream. (gets me in hysterics)
"Hey you're lucky I'm not wounded."
"You caught me in you-"
"Are you from Chicago?" (MM1 reference!)
"That is much too much of a car for you to be handling like that, go back and select a new vehicle, now!"
"If you don't feel the breath under your kilt, you're not going fast enough, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT WEARING A KILT?!?"
"Welcome to Chicagoland! Home of the dirtiest drivers you'll ever run into ... oh, maybe I should rephrase it."

And of course, the one from my signature.

NiAlBlack · Postby **NiAlBlack** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:08 pm

OK, I can only think of two right now:

"fica de stupido" - I think it is unused cuz I never heard it but's in the files
"Oh nein, mein Auto!" - that's what one of the drivers in London says. It's German and means "Oh no, my car!"

NotoriousA · Postby **NotoriousA** » Fri May 18, 2012 11:21 pm

"Should you be swimming upstream, or down? Are you a salmon or a survivor?"

I really like this one.

zoot · Postby **zoot** » Fri May 18, 2012 11:29 pm

"Scientists think the closest distance between tow points is a straight line, well i think they're wrong"

-MidtownMadness

oh, and NA, the last quite is actually.

"Welcome to chicagoland! Home to the safest drivers yopu'll ever run into.. oh; maybe i should rephrase that"

whoami · Postby **whoami** » Sat May 19, 2012 5:41 am

The bus scream in MM1. "Waaa-heeey-ooohh!!!"

NotoriousA · Postby **NotoriousA** » Sat May 19, 2012 12:29 pm

The bus scream in MM1. "Waaa-heeey-ooohh!!!"

ROFL! It's hilarious! Best part is that you can play as the ambient bus in MM1 and the horn produces the said scream.

whoami · Postby **whoami** » Sat May 19, 2012 4:47 pm

Really? I'll get MM1 as soon as possible

NotoriousA · Postby **NotoriousA** » Sat May 19, 2012 10:43 pm

Lucky you!

If only it's sold here.

chris534mm2 · Postby **chris534mm2** » Sun May 20, 2012 5:28 am

My favorite quote isnt actually from Midtown madness, its from Monster Truck Madness when the announcer says ----- Is doing it.. IN THE AIR!

NotoriousA · Postby **NotoriousA** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:46 pm

"I gotta tell ya, I hate it when this kinda thing happens."
"Game over! Your vehicle is thrashed!"
"Well, bad drivers have descended on downtown this morning, I tell ya, there appears to be no-one in sight, run for your lives, people!"

dummiesboy · Postby **dummiesboy** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 7:54 pm

"Now there comes a time in everybody's life when you discover; it's not who you are on the inside, but how big your truck is! Words to live by, my friends."

MM1

aaro4130 · Postby **aaro4130** » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:42 pm

"Its called safe driving, not crap driving... Try again!"
-MM2

"C'mon laddie use your loaf!"
-MM2

IanE55 · Postby **IanE55** » Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:42 pm

"All I'm saying... is give checkpoints a chance!"
"Sunny California weather today as we prepare for a exciting race!"
"*bus screaming*"

NotoriousA · Postby **NotoriousA** » Sun Nov 04, 2012 3:38 pm

"Hey, don't (don't know the word) that motor so loud, I was out a tad late last night and my head hurts..."