GTA Story thread
Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:30 pm
So I decided to try GTA SA because III was getting boring. While playing, several really funny things happened. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only player here, so I thought you all would enjoy some humor and maybe have stories of your own.
The first thing I thought was funny, was while photographing a dead body for Tenpenny. What was so funny was, I took a wrong turn and I wandered all over Mount Chilliad for almost a week (in-game time, of course) before I found the cabin. Then, I ended up having to chase the guy back down the mountain and I spent almost two days, two cars, one motorbike, and 400-500 UZI rounds trying to kill him.
When I went to get a combine for the Truth idiot a while later, I accidentally set the field on fire shooting a tractor, and I proceeded to die when the combine caught on fire and I didn't bail fast enough. The second time, I got out, turning half of the farming community into people bales.
Later, I took a girl out on a date, but after taking her out for chicken, some glitch or something happened and I couldn't get rid of her. I ran, drove, and swam over every square inch that I had access to up to that time. She followed/accompanied me all over. Finally, I shot and punched her till she vanished and my progress with her went way down.
After ditching the girl, I went and robbed all night. The first house I hit had a bunch of Ballas sleeping in the livingroom, who woke up and chased me out. Other than that house, I robbed half a block's worth of houses and made over $1,700 in a night.
Then later... I was chasing a courier with yay, and I started roughly on the opposite side of the explored world. I must have gone through a dozen vehicles and at least a full 12 hour day before catching him.
I only just bought zero's shop in San Fransisco, so I still have a ways to go, and prolly more stories to come.
If you play GTA (any version), and you had some funny experiences that left you calling yourself an idiot, or some exciting adventures that left your heart beating like a flat tire on a robbery get-away car, or any enjoyable story about your grand thefts, this is the thread where you can share.
The first thing I thought was funny, was while photographing a dead body for Tenpenny. What was so funny was, I took a wrong turn and I wandered all over Mount Chilliad for almost a week (in-game time, of course) before I found the cabin. Then, I ended up having to chase the guy back down the mountain and I spent almost two days, two cars, one motorbike, and 400-500 UZI rounds trying to kill him.
When I went to get a combine for the Truth idiot a while later, I accidentally set the field on fire shooting a tractor, and I proceeded to die when the combine caught on fire and I didn't bail fast enough. The second time, I got out, turning half of the farming community into people bales.
Later, I took a girl out on a date, but after taking her out for chicken, some glitch or something happened and I couldn't get rid of her. I ran, drove, and swam over every square inch that I had access to up to that time. She followed/accompanied me all over. Finally, I shot and punched her till she vanished and my progress with her went way down.
After ditching the girl, I went and robbed all night. The first house I hit had a bunch of Ballas sleeping in the livingroom, who woke up and chased me out. Other than that house, I robbed half a block's worth of houses and made over $1,700 in a night.
Then later... I was chasing a courier with yay, and I started roughly on the opposite side of the explored world. I must have gone through a dozen vehicles and at least a full 12 hour day before catching him.
I only just bought zero's shop in San Fransisco, so I still have a ways to go, and prolly more stories to come.
If you play GTA (any version), and you had some funny experiences that left you calling yourself an idiot, or some exciting adventures that left your heart beating like a flat tire on a robbery get-away car, or any enjoyable story about your grand thefts, this is the thread where you can share.